This evening is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just unreal. I am speechless.

This whole situation has left me feeling shocked. Let me take a breath to process this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't doubt this one. It's absolutely wild. Just the other day, I was walking down the street when I spotted a cat wearing a suit. It seemed totally comfortable. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever witnessed. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Seriously I Can't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, are you kidding me? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• This can't be happening
• Help me out here

Can You Imagine What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't think what just occurred. I was walking down the street and suddenly this huge bird flew down from a tree. It was wearing a tiny hat! Seriously. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I am so confused by what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I assert this is {thefact. That story appears to be so far-fetched, I almost question it's real..

• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

You Won't Believe This

This story is absolutely ridiculous. I get more info simply wrap my head around what we've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. The truth is stranger than fiction.

• Am I dreaming?
• I need to pinch myself

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.